main menu"It is more noble to give yourself completely to one individual than to labor diligently for the salvation of the masses." ---Dag Hammerskjold, past Secretary General of the United Nations
"Why did the Creator form all men from a single ancestor? So that the families of mankind shall not lord one over the other with the claim of being sprung from superior stock...that all men, saints and sinners alike, may recognize their common kinship in the collective family." ---Pirkey Avot
We must cultivate our garden." --Voltaire
The end is near!: Turn or burn! Repent or perish! Clean up or blow up! ---Anonymous.
"Never look back unless you are planning to go back." ---Anonymous
"Whenever a man seeks your advice, he generally seeks your praise." ---Dr. Mike Murdock
"We must cultivate our garden." ---Voltaire
"Statins Found to Turn on Gene that Causes Muscle Damage." ---Absent Headline
"There has never been: a system that has stopped Me. a war that has has held Me up. genie that has held Me in. anything that has held Me back." ---YHVH, through Kim Clement
"There are only two days that matter in your life, that's today and tomorrow." ---Careole Maggio
"This is the true joy in life--that being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. That being a force of nature, instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die. For the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me. It's a sort of splendid torch which I've got to hold up for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly possible before handing it on to future generations." ---George Bernard Shaw
"Day by day we are building for eternity...Every gentle word, ever generous thought, every unselfish deed will be a pillar of eternal beauty in the life to come." ---Rebecca Springer
"If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up." ---Anonymous
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." ---Benjamin Franklin
Character is so much easier kept than recovered." ---Anonymous
"I have so much to do today, I'll need to spend another hour on my knees." ---Martin Luther
"We have committed the Golden Rule to memory; let us now commit it to life." ---Edwin Markham
"The concern of the devil is to keep Christians from praying. He fears nothing from prayerless studies, prayerless work, prayerless religion. He laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray." ---Samuel Chadwick
"If you're green on the inside, then you're clean on the outside." ---Dr. Bernard Jensen
"A promise must never be broken." ---Alexander Hamilton
"I made some allusion to the strong opinions expressed b many on the of the Creation and then their treatment of the earlier chapters of the book of Genesis." ---Charles Darwin
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step." ---Anonymous
"I was a young man with uninformed ideas. I threw out queries, suggestions, wondering all the time about everything. To my astonishment the ideas [of evolution] took like wild-fire. People made a religion of them." ---Charles Darwin on his death bed
"Let him, who would move the world, first move himself." ---Socrates
"When an old and distinguished person speaks to you, listen to him carefully and with respect--but do not believe him. Never put your trust in anything but your own intellect. Your elder, no matter whether he has gray hair or has lost his hair, no matter whether heis a Nobel Laureate, may be wrong. The world progresses, year by year, century by century, as the members of younger generations found out what was wrong among the things that their elders said. So you must always be skeptical--always think for yourself." ---Dr. Linus Pauling
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it." ---Theodore Roosevelt
"The testimony of the heart is truer than a hundred witnesses." ---Anonymous
"It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness is only to be expected from the strong." ---Leo Roskin
"If you are going to bow, bow low." ---Eastern Wisdom
"If your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now, you have a good day and get out of my court!" ---Judge to attorney, who complained that his atheist client has no religious holiday
"Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be." ---Goethe
God gives us burdens and shoulders. The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest invention." ---Anonymous
"Oil friendships are very slippery." ---Calouste Gulbenkian
"Why do you call me Lord if I am not God of those who boast and are proud." ---Jesus
"I am not the God of adulterers; I am not the God of fornicators; I am not the God of liars." ---Jesus
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up." ---Anonymous
"There is a difference between grown and man-made. Our bodies were designed for that which is grown (food) rather than for petroleum by-products. (How about a spooonfull of motor oil?) ---Dr. John M. Ellis
"Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect." ---Anonymous
"A great flame follows a tiny spark. Hold your head high. Stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes, but morning comes. Keep hope alive." ---Jesse Jackson
"Discovery consists in seeing what everybody else has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." ---Dr. Albert Einstein
"People are not parenting; they are buying things for their kids!" ---Bill Cosby
"He who chooses to live only in the past will soon be dead." ---Anonymous
"Service is the rent we pay for the privilege of living on this earth." ---N. Eldon Tanner
"We don't need better techniques, better schools or better teachers. What we need are better parents." ---Andy Rooney, 60 Minutes
"I take as my guide the hope of a saint; in crucial things, unity; in important things, diversity; in all things, generosity. --Inaugural address of President George Bush
"Where were you when he was 2? Where were you when he was 12? Where were you when he was 18? And how come you didn't know he had a pistol? And where is the father? And who is the father? ---Bill Cosby
"For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at the root." ----Thoreau
Stupid cohabitaion: You're not living with him because you love him, but because he wants to use you!" ---Dr. Laura Schlesinger
"What you are shouts so loudly in my ears that I cannot hear what you say." ---Emerson
"Crazy fun is the fun that kills you while you're enjoying it. ---Pastor Michael Moore
"People with their pants down around their cracks; isn't that a sign or something? Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?" ---Bill Cosby
"A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory." ---Anonymous
“I will never quit. I persevere and thrive on adversity. My nation expects me to be physically harder and mentally stronger than my enemies. If knocked down, I will get back up every time. I will draw on every remaining ounce of strength to protect my teammates and to accomplish our mission. I am never out of the fight.” ---Navy Seal Creed
"I have been at the deathbed of atheists or people who by their own admission were not Christians, and they were terrified sometimes screaming, and definitely had no peace." ---Air Force medic
"You idiot! Don't you know? You could read! We are the first creatures in the universe to be deceived by Satan! He fooled us angels. He said he was the real God. We followed him instead of Jehovah. Now we are chained, as it were, in this Hellhole! We are not allowed to leave because we are assigned to get you here, and we must keep you here. We hate Satan but we cannot be saved because Satan cannot save anybody. You human beings have a choice of a Leader on earth either Jesus Christ of Nazareth or Satan the deceiver. You fool: you could be in heaven right now if you hadn't refused Jesus' offer of life!" ---Demon in hell in response to suggestion that he spend time getting some sunshine and fresh air in ("Didn't You Read My Book" by Dr. Richard Eby)
"To a certain extent, God gives [people] the prayerful control of Himself, and becomes their willing agent; and when...the record of all lives is revealed, it will probably be seen that not those who atonished the world with their powers but those who quietly, through prayer used God's power...[were] the ones who made the world move forward." ---Edward Roe
"You can't talk your way out of problems you behaved your way into." ---Steven R. Covey
"It is provided in the essence of things that from any fruition of succcess, no matter what, shall come forth something to make a greater struggle necessary." ---Walt Whitman
"I pondered...how men fight and lose the battle, and the thing they fought for comes about in spite of their defeat, and when it comes turns out to be not what they meant, and other men have to fight for what they meant under another name." ---William Morris
"He who stands on tip-toe, does not stand firm; He who takes the longest strides, does not walk the fastest; He who boasts of what he will do, succeeds at in nothing; He who is proud of his work, achieves nothing that endures." ---Tao-te King
"Do you like baseball that much?" "No, but I like my son that much!" --great Dad
"Dermatologist: A person who makes rash judgments." ---Anonymous
"There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity." ---Samuel Johnson
On smoking cigarettes: "If God wanted your mouth to be a smoke stack, He would have put it on top of your head." ---Kenneth Hagin
"The horse has been dead for 10 years, its time to dismount." ---Joyce Meyer
"Never say you are bored. Find something everyday to be excited about. Just having life in your body gives you a reason to be thankful." ---Goldma Hughes Barnes to her niece Dana
"An alarm clock is a small device used to wake up people who have no children." ---Anonymous
"Though machinery was designed to be a slave of man, it is also possible for man to become the slave of his machines." ---Arnold Toynbee
"We have to start holding each other to higher standards." ---Bill Cosby
"I was wrong." "That was unkind of me." "I showed you no respect." "I gave you no dignity, and I'm deeply sorry." "I embarrassed you in front of your friends and I had no call to do that. Even though I wanted to make a point, I never should have done it. I apologize." ---Steven R. Covey Great deposits in sincere words.
"Being a lover is not a matter is having sex with many different women. It means loving only one woman, your wife, and making her life heaven on earth." ---Ricardo Montalban
"Is life so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, Give me liberty of give me death!" ---Patrick Henry
"If you think the alarm clock woke you up this morning, then take that alarm clock down to the funeral parlor, and see if it will wake up the dead." ---Bishop Emannuel Newton, Christian Tabernacle C.O.G.I.C.
"Low expectations: From a teacher, cause the child to fail. From a parent, crush the soul of the child." ---Oprah Winfrey
"Strife is a demon sent out of hell to bring destruction into people's lives." ---Joyce Meyer
"Old age is when you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things." ---Anonymous
"People get married thinking they found a good deal, But when marriage becomes an ordeal, They go looking for a new deal." ---Radio Evangelist
"You can only get the truth from drunks and children." ---Anonymous
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" ---George Carlin
"If the psychics know so much, why don't they call you before you call them?" ---Anonymous
"I was a boring child. Whenever we played doctor, the other children always made me the anesthesiologist." ---Rita Rudner
"Death is nothing else but going home to God; the bond of love will be unbroken for all eternity." ---Mother Teresa
"Problems are the common denominator of life. Nobody gets through life without sorrow, grief, or problems." ---Anonymous
"The deceptive offer of temptation is immediate pleasure without penalty." ---Dr. Charles Stanley
Religion without mercy is: a tree without leaves, a well without water, clouds without rain, -a farce. ---John Hagee
"Adolescence: The period in which the young suddenly feel a great responsiility about answering the telephone." ---Anonymous
"Tolerance has come to mean that no one is right and no one is wrong." ---J. P. Moreland
"False history is written in the blood of those who may remember the truth." ---X Files
"How can logs strive with a fire Or meat with a sharp knife." ---Pseudepigrapha
"No one can hurt you without your consent." ---Eleanor Roosevelt
"Once people stop believing in God, the problem is not that they will believe in nothing; the problem is that they will believe in anything." ---G.K. Chesterton
"I don't have six-pack abs; I have the whole case." ---Reno Goodale
"No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year." ---Cicero
"They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them." ---Ghandi
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It frustrates the pig and annoys the teacher." ---Anonymous
"If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock." ---John Hagee
"If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying, 'I guess you're right.'" ---Anonymous
"Hope is just disappointment deferred." ---Dr. Laura
"Some of the adversity in your life is to position you for a great miracle." ---Mario Murillo
"God never forces you to obey him, but He does put you in a crisis so you can think about it." ---John Hagee
"If you don't like the way I wear my hair, then don't wear your hair this way." ---Ben Kinchlow
"The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors." ---Anonymous
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue, agree with him." ---Ed Howe
"The Lord works from the inside out. The world world works from the outside in. The world would take people out of the slums. Christ takes the slums out of people, and then they take themselves out of the slums. The world would mold men by changing their environment. Christ molds men, who then change their environment. The world would shape human behavior, but Christ changes human nature." ---Ezra Taft Benson
"The way we know the kids are growing up: The bite marks are higher." ---Phylis Diller
"A man is literally what he thinks." --James Allen
"Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure, and trouble therewith." ---Benjamin Franklin
"Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least." ---Goethe
"God places His word upon your heart, not in your heart, because, it is only when the heart is broken that the word falls in." ---John Hagee
"Do you file your nails? No, I just cut them off and throw them away." ---Anonymous
The heart knows what the brain denies. ---Paual Pearsall, PhD.
Those who give up liberty for a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin
"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other thing." ---Abraham Lincoln
"Clarity: The ability to give directions without taking your hands out of your pockets." ---Anonymous
"Some people are so busy looking for who they want that they don't know who they are. So when they get who they want, they have no one to give them." ---Myles Monroe
"The best thing about an air conditioner is that the neighbbors can't borrow it." ---Anonymous
"My childhood was kind of a blur, to tell the truth, I needed better glasses." ---Wendy Liebman
"Hospital Bed: A parked taxi with the meter running." ---Anonymous
"I finally got a car that turn heads, mostly because of the knocking, rattling, and backfiring." ---Reno Goodale
"There is a difference between good sound reason and reasons that sound good." ---Anonymous
"God approaches problems top-down, humans, bottom-up." ---Anthony Evans
"Nothing stops the man who desires to achieve. Every obstacle is simply a course to develop his achievement muscle. It's a strengthening of his powers of accomplishment." ---Eric Butterworth
"My wife just had plastic surgery... I took away all her credit cards." ---Anonymous
"What I don't like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." ---Phylis Diller
"The heart knows what the brain denies." ---Paual Pearsall, PhD.
Those who give up liberty for a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ---Benjamin Franklin
"Italics: The language spoken by ancient Italians." ---Anonymous
"I bought a generic cat. It only had five lives." ---Buzz Nutley
"Nothing is more bitter than poverty, or more burdensome than debt." ---Pseudepigrapha
"Minimal ethics: anything whatever is morally permissible, provided only that you do not harm someome else." ---David Callahan
"If you put your money where it draws attention, it will never draw interest." ---William Lockhart
"Upper Crust: A lot of crumbs held together by dough." ---Anonymous
"Covenant love can take the heat, Convenient love calls the lawyer." ---John Hagee
"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent." ---Marilyn Vos Stewart
"Freedom was traditionally understood as the power to do what one ought to do." ---J. P. Moreland
"Problems are the common denominator of life. Nobody gets through life without sorrow, grief, or problems." ---Anonymous
"If you tell a lie long enough and often enough, people will believe it." ---Adolph Hitler
"Giving is the only proof that greed has not consumed your soul." --John Hagee
"God will take your test and turn it into a testimony." ---John Hagee
"You cannot let God down because you are not holding God up." ---Ben Kinchlow
"An ungrateful person is only one step from having his needs met." ---D. James Kennedy
"God is subtle, but not malicious." ---Albert Einstein
"What is the answer to the violence, drugs, abusiveness abetted by the educational system, by the media, and by television?" 'Its the Jesus factor!' ---Keith Beckworth
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." ---Thomas Edison
"Seek me with all your heart. I desire a people to worship me. I long for your love. Put aside time to spend with me each day. Seek my face. I desire to fill you with my love and my presence. Look to me and I, your L-rd will meet all your needs. It is my good pleasure to bless you." ---God, through Terri M. to a cell group, 03/26/97
"The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still too young to know what you're talking about." ---Anonymous
"Will the heathen who have never heard the Gospel be saved? It is more a question of whether we, who have the Gospel fail to give it to those who have not, can be saved!" ---Charles Haddon Spurgeon
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." ---Anonymous
"But other genetic toys could replace the inconvenience of bullets, gas, starvation, and the like." ---Dr. Joseph Mengele, a Godless man
"Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it hast to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new." ---Ursula K. LeGuinn
"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming." ---Mitch Hedberg
"An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject." ---Bumper Sticker
"I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my work and my God." ---Helen Keller
"A healthy body is one of life's most precious possessions." ---A. L. Williams
"The person who tells you that a rewarding life will come to you if you follow a few easy steps is no diffferent from the guy in the sharkskin suit selling you real estate on the San Andreas Fault." ---Les Brown
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how difficult it was." ---Anonymous
"No called!" did you say? Not heard the call, I think you should say, Put your ear down to the Bible, and hear Him bid you go and pull sinners out of the fire of sin. Put your ear down to the burdened, agaonized heart of humanity, and listen to its pitiful wail for help. Go stand by the gates of hell, and hear the damned entreat you to go to their father's house and bid their brothers and sisters and servants and masters not to come there. Then look Christ in the face, whose mercy you have professed to obey, and tell Him whether you will join heart and soul and body and circumstances, in the march to publish His mercy to the world." ---William Booth, founder of the Salvation Army
"A general practitioner dreams of performing a surgical procedure thought by everyone to be impossible. His goal is to achieve this dream before rheumatoid arthritis prevents him from operating." ---Dr. Christian Barnard, First successful human heart transplant
"In direct opposition to Heaven's pervading perfume is Hell's unquenchable stench!" ---Dr. Richard Eby in "Didn't You Read My Book"
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile in hopes that the crocodile will eat him last." ---Pastor John Hagee
"Only in the dictionary does success come before work." ---Anonymous
"The root of most bitterness and anger is envy and jealousy." ---Myles Monroe
"Whenever you hear the word save, it is usually the beginning of an advertisement designed to make you spend money." ---Anoymous
"Where are the classes for dealing with the loss of a job? the death of a loved one? the failure of a relationship? Unfortunately, those lessons are mostly learned through trial by fire, and the school of hard knocks." --Motivational speaker Les Brown
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." ---Eleanor Roosevelt
"Treat a disease and you will get well in two weeks. Don't treat it and you will get well in fourteen days." ---Dr. Bernard Jensen
"My son, keep well thy tongue, and keep thy friend." ---Chaucer
"The content of what I do or do not believe makes a tremendous difference about what I become and how I act." ---J. P. Moreland
"Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair." ---Anonymous
"Be careful going in search of adventure. It is ridiculously easy to find." ---William Moon
"The greatest challenge in receiving great things from God is holding on for the last half hour." ---Anymous
"Your genes are what put the bullets in the gun. Your environment is what pulls the trigger." ---Doctor's opinion concerning the cause of schizophrenia
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." ---Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Being an eagle may be lonely. But eagles fly into adversity, and still fly." ---Anonymous
"He who has learned to obey will know how to command." ---Anonymous
"God is not in heaven, saying, 'Let's make a deal.', God is in Heaven, saying, 'This is the deal!'" ---John Hagee
"There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right and wrong." ---David Starr Jordan
"A person who dies with the most stuff is still dead." ---Dave Ramsey
"There are but few that seek to understand the religion they profess. And those that study for understanding, therein, do it rather for worldly ends." ---Isaac Newton
"What you are shouts so loudly in my ears that I cannot hear what you say." ---Emerson
"we are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." ---Aristotle
"Books may well be the only true magic." ---Alice Hoffman
"No matter how hard it gets, there is always reason to keep on going and fighting because you can survive and thrive." ---Les Brown
"The fellow who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the boat." ---Anonymous
"Forgive you enemies, if you can't get back at them any other way." ---Franklin P. Jones
"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do." ---Benjamin Spock, MD.
"I go to appear before the King of Kings, the Holy One, blessed be He. Moreover I have before me two roads, one to paradise and one to Gehenna and I know not whether He will sentence me to Gehenna or admit me to paradise." (Avot de Rabbi Nathan 40a; chapter 35, Schecter)
"Comparing other books to the Bible is like comparing the feeble glow of a candle to the blazing sun." ---John Hagee
"If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments." ---Anonymous
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!" ---Jonathan Winters
"Every young man who courts without the intention of marrying is throwing himself and his sweetheart into hell upon earth." ---J. L. Nichols
"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cakles as if it has laid an asteroid." ---Mark Twain
"A noble mind is free to all men." ---Latin Proverb
"Silent gratitude is no use to anyone." ---G. B. Stern
"My husband is so old that he remembers Eve when she was just a rib." ---Anonymous
"Without Christian anti-Semitism, the Holocaust would have been inconceivable." ---Dennis Prager
"When I look back on my life nowadays, which I sometimes do, what strikes me most forcibly about it is what seemed at the time most significant and seductive, seems now most futile and absurd. For instance, success in all of its various guises; being known and being praised; ostensible pleasures, like acquiring money and seducing women, or traveling, going to and fro in the world and up and down in it like Satan, explaining and experiencing whatever Vanity Fair has to offer. In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called, "licking the earth." ---Malcolm Muggeridge
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." ---Gerald Brenan
"Dear God, I have a problem. It's Me." ---Anonymous
"Isn't it funny how everyone in favor of abortion has already been born." ---Patrick Murray
"As individuals, groups, and businesses, we're often so busy cutting through the undergrowth we don't even realize we're in the wrong jungle." ---Steven R. Covey
"The most powerful weapon one earth is the human soul on fire." ---Ferdinand Foch
"Work is the yeast that raises the dough." ---Anonymous
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but afer a while he knows something." ---Wilson Mizner
"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it." ---Jean De La Fontaine
"Old burglars never die; they just steal away." ---Anonymous
"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." ---Rodney Dangerfield
"Furthermore: It is much farther than 'further'." ---Anonymous
"I did not attend the funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying that I approved of it." ---Mark Twain
"Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously." ---G.K. Chesterton
"A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everthing except what ails him." ---Anonymous
"A man who has no imagination has no wings." ---Muhammad Alii
"Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower." ---Albert Camus
"When you're thirsty, it's too late to think about digging a well." ---Anonymous
"A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom." ---Robert Frost
"He who lends money without witnesses has acquired a master for himself." ---Hebrew Proverb
"Strong lives are motivated by dynamic pruposes." ---Kenneth Hildebrand
"What do you call a person, who speaks three languages? trilingual. What do you call a person, who speaks two languages? bilingual. What do you call a person, who speaks only one language? an American." ---Anonymous
"Never test the depths of the water with both feet." ---African Proverb
"Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple." ---C. W. Cerar
"No God, no peace; know God, know peace." ---Anonymous
"One who transfers his property to his children while he still lives is not wise." --Hebrew Proverb
"You never know how absurd your own opinion is until you hear somebody else quoting it." ---Anonymous
"In order to be a diplomat, one must speak a number of languages, including double-talk." ---Will Rogers
"Goals help you channel your energy into action." ---Les Brown
"Growing old is inevitable..growing UP is optional." ---Anonymous
"A thought reaps an action An action reaps a habit A habit reaps character Character reaps destiny." --- Dr.Charles Stanley
"I wish to have no connectiton with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way." ---John Paul Jones 1778
"There is no key to happiness. The door is always open." ---Anonymous
"When you are getting kicked from the rear, it means you're in front." ---Fulton Sheen
"There is no fun in having nothing to do, the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." ---Anonymous
"The root of all disease is actually poor lifestyle and food choice." ---Dr. Robert Young
"Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted." ---Anonymous
"You can give without loving. But you cannot love without giving." ---Amy Carmichael
"Always be content with what you have, but never with what you are." ---Anonymous
"Positive thinking is the key to success in business, education, pro football, anything that you can mention...I go out there thinking that I'm going to complete every pass." ---Ron Jaworski, former NFL quarterback
"Perfect happiness was never intended by the deity to be the lot of any one of his creatures in this world; but he has put in our power the nearness of our approaches to it." ---Thomas Jefferson 1763
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." ---Derek Bok
"There is no such thing as a non-working mother." ---Hester Mundis
"The function of freedom is to free somebody else." ---Toni Morrison
"A gifted leader is one who is capable of touching your heart." ---J. S. Potofsky
"In a disagreement between two Christians, the first to apologize will always be the one closest to Jesus." ---Anonymous
"The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency." ---Theodore Roosevelt
"The optomist is the kind of persn who believes a housefly is looking for a way out." ---George Jean Nathan
"The only safe place is in Christ Jesus." ---Staff and Sword Ministry
"If you think you have no faults, that makes one more." ---Anonymous
"Divorce is so common that some couples stay married just to be different." ---Anonymous
"Money is a good servant, but a bad master." ---French Proverb
"The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency." ---Theodore Roosevelt
"Trust is the leaning of the entire personality on God's word and promise." ---Anonymous
"Not living up to God's standards is having one foot in the world, the other in the church." ---J. P. Moreland
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead." ---Eerma Bobbeck
"Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one." ---Anonymous
"It is cheering to see that, if the rats are still around, the ship is not sinking." ---Eric Hoffer
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you," ---Anonymous
"There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes." ---William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues
"It is strange that the same people, who laugh at gypsy fortunetellers, take economists seriously." ---The Cincinnati Enquirer
"The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct it, and learn from it. This literally turns a failure into a success. Success is on the far side of failure." ---J.T. Watson, IBM Founder
"Wisdom results when a respectful heart is united with a disciplined mind." ---J. P. Morelnad
"It's not easy taking problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line." ---Ashleigh Brilliant
"If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it." ---Anonymous
"Presence is more than just being there." ---Malcom S. Forges
"Originality is the art of concealing your sources." ---Anonymous
Give yourself permission to make mistakes now and then. We are God’s, not gods. ---Les Brown
"Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful." ---Sophia Loren
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to he music he hears, however measured or far away." ---Henry David Thoreau
"Ignorance is always pleased with itself." ---Anonymous
"If you'll spend more time sharpening the axe, you'll spend less time chopping wood." ---Anonymous
"The sky is the daily bread of the eyes." ---Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short." ---Andre Maurois
"The best way to double your money is to fold it up, and put it back in your pocket." ---Anonymous
"There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can." ---Mark Twain
"Often we change jobs, friends and spouses instead of ourselves." ---Akbarali H. Jetha
"The future is history to God, for He is omniscient." ---Anonymous
"The worst form of injustice is pretended justice." ---Plato
"If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away. If you throw it away, you will need it the next day." ---Anonymous
"Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise." ---Lord Chesterfield
"We are in bondage to the law in order that we may be free." ---Cicero
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." ---Anonymous
"If you never budge, don't expect a push." ---Malcomb S. Forbes
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity." ---Anonymous
"Half of art is knowing when to stop." ---Arthur William Radford
"I like long walks, espcially when they are taken by people who annoy me." ---Fred Allen
"Dear God, I have a problem. It's Me." ---Anonymous
"What lies behind and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." ---Oliver Wendell Holmes
"A bird in the hand can be messy." ---Anonymous
"sometimes, when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things...I am tempted to think...there are no little things." ---Bruce Barton
"A lie has speed, but truth has endurance." ---Edgar J. Mohn
"A Bible in the hand is worth two on the shelf." ---Anonymous
"When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive." ---Alan Paton
"History is to a race of people, what memory is to an individual." ---Dr. Frederick K. C. Price
"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." ---Mitch Hedberg
"All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen." ---Ralph Waldo Emerson
"We can be friends, but not with each other." ---Living Single
"When love and skill work together, expect a masterpeice." ---John Updike
"He who slings mud loses ground." ---Anonymous
"Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was." ---Will Rogers
"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may seal the whole railroad." ---Theodore Roosevelt
"Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see." ---John W. Whitehead
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." ---Chinese Proverb
"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow." ---Anonymous
"He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." ---Jim Elliot
"The truth is not always dressed for the evening." ---Margaret Lewerth
"Being a husband is like any other job. It helps if you like the boss." ---Anonymous
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with." ---Mark Twain
"Success has many fathers, but defeat is an orphan." ---John F. Kennedy
"Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies." ---Anonymous
"Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools learn by their own." ---Anonymous
"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel." ---Oscar Levant
"Argument weak, pound podium." ---An Unpreprared Speaker
"Money talks - it says goodbye." ---Anonymous
"For if we live according to the Jewish law, we acknowledge that we have not received grace." ---Ignatius, Epistle to the Magnesians, Chapter 8
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams." ---Anonymous
"Freedom was traditionally understood as the power to do what one ought to do." ---J. P. Moreland
"Ignorance is always pleased with itself." ---Anonymous
"An abnormal person is anyone who behaves differently from you." ---Anonymous
"Its either back to the Bible or back to the jungle." ---Billy Graham
It is not simply a matter of having lost our equilibrium, but it appears that, as a nation, we have totally lost our way." ---Anonymous
"Never mind the light at the end of the tunnel. We have lost sight of the tunnel." ---Anonymous
"Busy people do not have time to be busibodies." ---Anonymous
"When the judgment is weak, the prejudice is strong." ---Kate O'Hare
"If I am like others, who will be like me? ---Anonymous
"If I had a thousand lives, I'd give them all for China." ---Hudson Taylor
"Vice has no friend like the prejudice which claims to be virtue." ---Lord Lytton
"Among our national sins, we want: politics without principal wealth without work commerce without morality pleasure without conscience." ---John Hagee
"Keep your eyes on God, not your problems. Learn to fellowship with God, not your problems." ---Dr. Mark Chirona
"Swallowing pride never choked anyone." ---Anonymous
"Celebrities are the codependent enablers of a passive lifestyle." ---J. P. Moreland
"Live by design, not default." ---Anonymous
"If we eat wrongly, No doctor can cure us; If we eat rightly, No doctor is needed." ---Victor G. Rocine circa 1930
"Clothes don't make a man, but they can break a husband." ---Anonymous
"If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard." ---Anonymous
"Knowledge is the fruit of study, and knowledge is necessary for wisdom." ---J. P. Moreland
"We have a choice: to plow new ground or let the weeds grow." ---Jonathan Westover
"An apology is a good way to have the last word." ---Dell Crossword Puzzles
"It is the right of every child to be well born." ---J. L. Nichols, M.D., PH. D.
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case." ---Anonymous
"Arguing with your wife is as useless as trying to blow out a lightbulb." ---John Hagee
"Being ignorant is not such a shame, as being unwilling to learn." ---Anonymous
"He who knows the road can ride at a full trot." ---Italian Proverb
"Honor and profit do not always lie in the same sack." ---George Herbert
"Exposure to the Son may prevent burning." ---Anonymous
"Self government is the only true freedom for the individual." ---Frederick Perthes
"If the psychics know so much, why don't they call you before you call them." ---Anonymous
"It is length of patience and endurance and forbearance that so much of what is called good in mankind and womankind is shown." ---Arthur Helps
"If men wish to be held in esteem, they must associate with those who are estimable." --Anoymous
"Criminals love gun control laws. It makes their jobs safer." ---Bumper Sticker
"Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur." ---Alvin Toffler
"The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in." ---Bill Copeland
"Everything starts as somebody's daydream." ---Larry Niven
"A hungry little boy was beginning to eat his dinner, when his father reminded him that they hadn't prayed. 'We don't have to,' said the little boy. 'Mommy is a good cook.'" ---Anonymous
"An author is known by his writings, a mother by her daughter, a fool by his words, and all men by their companions" ---J. L. Nichols
"There is a curious tendency in conventional medicine to name a set of symptoms a disease." ---Dr. Robert Young
"Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure, Married in haste we may repent at leisure." ---Shakespeare
"Love letters are the campaign promises of the heart." ---Robert Friedman
"Some of the most lonely, miserable people ae married people, because they married someone that its good to be alone." ---Myles Monroe
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." ---Anonymous
"A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something." ---Phoenix Flame
"Diplomacy is a way of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock." ---Anonymous
"If you're not careful, evil will force you to confront it on its own level." ---Touched by an Angel
"Old age is when you sink your teeth into a sandwich and they stay there." ---Anonymous
"Did you ever think that the sex thing is designed to get you pregnant?" ---Living Single
"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." ---Woodrow Wilson
"Young men who begin to court without thoughts of marriage, fritter away their own affections, and pride themselves on their conquests over the female heart; triumphing in having so nicely fooled them." ---J. L. Nichols
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." ---Anonymous
"Evil doesn't care about reason. Evil has no rules." ---Dr. Laura Schlesinger
"I know not with what World War III will be fought. I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." ---Albert Einstein
"When a man asks you for advice, you can figure he isn't married." ---Anonymous
"The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials." ---Chinese Proverb
"How can logs strive with a fire, or meat with a sharp knife." ---Pseudipigrapha
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and having the two as close together as possible." ---Anonymous
"You want to build a nest while he's looking for another mountain to climb." ---Dr. Laura Schlesinger
"Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffein, sugar, and fat." ---Anonymous
"To a male, If sex is not for marriage, it's for bragging in the locker room." ---Dr. Laura Schlesinger
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life." ---Herbert Henry Asquith
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ---Lucille Ball
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." ---Bob Hope
"A woman drove me to drink - and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her" ---W.C. Fields
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth." ---George Burns
"Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful and multiply' But not in those words." ---Woody Allen
"Those are my principles. If you don’t like them... I have others. ---Groucho Marx
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." ---Anonymous
The optimist sees opportunity in every danger. The pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. ---Winston Churchhill
"As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in schools." ---Anonymous
"2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2." ---Anonymous
"If you’re going through hell, don’t stop." ---Winston Churchhill
"In choosing a mate, choose intellectually, love afterward." ---J. L. Nichols
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it." ---Anonymous
"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 things that don’t work." ---Thomas Edison
"The true measure of man is how he treats someone, who can do him absolutely no good." ---Samuel Johnson
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." ---Jimi Hendrix
"Great spirits have always evoked violent opposition from mediocre minds." ---Thomas Edison
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." ---Mae West
"The task ahead of you is never as great as the Power behind you." ---Anonymous
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." ---Derek Bok
"The white man claps on the first beat; the black man claps on the the second beat; put them together and you won't miss a beat." ---Creflo Dollar
"I had a handle on life, but I broke it." ---Anonymous
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality by not dying." ---Woody Allen
"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives." ---Anonymous
"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." ---Voltaire
"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left." ---Anonymous
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue." ---Anonymous
"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the rear end." ---Anonymous
"Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted." ---Anonymous
"I know not with what weapons WWIII will be fought. But WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones." ---Albert Einstein
"A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is worse." ---Anonymous
"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him." ---Anonymous
"A show of envy is an insult to oneself." ---Anonymous
"A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." ---Anonymous
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." ---Anonymous
"My son, keeep well thy tongue, and keep thy friend." ---Chaucer
"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory." ---Anonymous
"When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it." ---Benjamin Franklin
"A closed mouth gathers no foot." ---Anonymous
"A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking." ---Anonymous
"A chip on the shoulder is an indication of wood higher up." ---Anonymous
"Sir, a man has ho more right to say a rude thing to another than to knock him down." ---Dr. Johnson
"A civilized society exhibits the five qualities: truth, beauty, adventure, art and peace." ---Anonymous
"A teacher is a person who makes himself progressively unnecessary." ---Anonymous
"I fear that there are but very few whose righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the Scribes and Pharisees." ---Isaac Newton
"Almost every man wastes a part of is life attempting to display qualities, which he does not possess." ---Anonymous
"You don't shoot to kill, you shoot to stay alive." ---Bumper Sticker
"Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and unrifled on the surface, but paddle like mad underneath." ---Anonymous
"The godly are not led by fashions, and principles of gentility, but rather by religion. And where fashions disagree, the godly do not account it rudeness to depart from fashions." ---Isaac Newton
"An oral contract isn’t worth the paper its written on." ---Anonymous
"Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people they can do without." ---Anonymous
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become happy. If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher" ---Anonymous.
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." ---Anonymous
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have, because the older she gets, the more he is interested in her." ---Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field" ---Anonymous.
"Be nice to your kids; they’ll choose your nursing home." ---Anonymous
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes." ---Anonymous
Contentment is worth more than riches." ---German Proverb
"Creative minds have always survived any kind of bad training." ---Anonymous
"As is their faith, so is their practice, or where are the men that: do not yield to anger, nor seek revenge; nor disobey governors, nor censure and speak evil of them; nor cheat; nor lie; nor swear; nor use God's name idly in their common talk; nor are proud; or ambitious, nor covetous; nor unchaste; nor drink immoderately? Where are they that live like primitive Christians, that love God with all their hearts, and with all their souls, and with all their might, and their neighbor as themselves. ---Isaac Newton
"If your'e not careful, evil will force you to confront it on its own level." ---Touched by an Angel
"Don’t let anyone drive you crazy when you know it is within walking distance." ---Anonymous
"Don’t spend money to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll dry clean it and put it on a hanger next morning. Then buy it back for 75 cents." ---Anonymous
"Don’t worry about temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." ---Anonymous
"Eagles soar. But humans don’t get sucked into jet engines." ---Anonymous
"Each new generation provides a fresh invasion of savages." ---Anonymous
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film." ---Anonymous
"Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." ---John Adams
"If we continue to solely debate behavior in the current cultural vacuum of moral relativism, we cannot win the war." ----Brad Bright
"The ultimate debate is not about changing social behavior. Rather, it is about the person of God himself." --- Brad Bright
"Conscience is that faculty in me which attaches itself to the highest that I know, and tells me that the highest that I know demands that I do it." ---Oswald Chambers
"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth." ---Will Rogers
"Don’t brood on what’s past, but never forget it either." ---Thomas H. Randall
"When a dove begins to associate with crows, its feathers remain white, but its heart grows black." ---German proverb
"A gifted leader is one who is capable of touching your heart." ---J.S. Potofsky
"For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?" --- I Corinthians 14:8
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." ---Minna Antrim
"Never answer a question until it is asked." ---Anonymous
"Feather by feather the goose is plucked." ---Anonymous
"A happy heart is better then a full purse." ---Italian Proverb
"A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues" ---Cicero
"Tyranny, like hell is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." ---Thomas Paine in the The Crisis
"English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing." ---Anonymous
"When the resolution of enslaving America was formed in Great Britain, the British Parliament was advised by an artful man, who was governor of Pennsylvania to disarm the people: that is was the best and most effectual to enslave them." ---George Mason (Virginia’s U.S. Constitution Ratification Convention, 1788)
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." ---Thomas Jefferson, 1776
"Lord, make me a channel of your peace. Where there is hatred, let me bring love, Where there if offense, forgiveness, Where there is discord, reconciliation. Where there is doubt, faith. Where there is despair, hope. Where there is sadness, joy. Where there is darkness, your light. If we give, we are made rich. If we forget ourselves, we find peace. If we forgive, we receive forgiveness. If we die, we receive eternal resurrection. Give us peace, Lord." --- Saint Francis of Assissi
"Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty." ---John Finley
"Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it." -- Samuel Johnson
"Struggle is deisgned to keep you from getting to where you need to be before time." ---Creflo Dollar
"A pretty woman pleases the eye, A good woman, the heart; The one is a jewel, the other, a treasure." ---J. L. Nichols
"The whale only gets harpooned when he spouts" ---Henry Lea Hillman.
"No God, no peace; know God, know peace." ---Anonymous
"Hatred stirreth up strifes; but love covereth all sins." ---Proverbs 10:12
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value from joy, you must have somebody to divide it with." ---Mark Twain
"Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them." ---Adlai Stevenson
"Wit is a sword. It is meant make people feel the point as well as see it" ---G.K. Chesterton
"Invincible fidelity, good humor, and complacency of temper, outlive all the charms of a fine face, and make the decay of it invisible." ---J. L. Nichols
"life has many choices, death, only two." ---Praise Chapel, Kansas City, Kansas
"I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things." ---Benjamin Franklin
"The best vitamin for a Christian: B1" ---Anonymous
"He must be pure who would blame another" -- -Danish proverb
"Truth is heavy; few therefore can bear it. ---Hebrew proverb
"A man’s life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." ---Jesus in Luke 12:15
"Beauty fades, but dumb is forever." ---Judge Judith Shcneindlin
"People don’t change when you tell them there is a better option. They change when they conclude that they have no other option." --- Thomas L. Friedman
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees." ---Anonymous
"One good example is worth a thousand theories." --- Stanley Fishcher, Deputy Manager of the IMF
"Dark corners of the developed world exist when people have no hope. They have no hope for two reasons: Either they are too sick, or their local governments are too broken for them to believe they have a pathway forward. ---Thomas Friedman
"Status is spending money you do not have, to buy things you do not need, to impress people you do not like, or who do ot matter." ---Joyce Meyer
"If guns are outlawed, can we use words?" ---Bumper Sticker
"Affliction will rid the devout of their lusts for pleasure and frivolous care."
---Ancient Jewish Rabbi
"Everybody is liable to make mistakes, but fools practice them." ---Anonymous
"The prosperity of the wicked has within it, the elements of its own destruction, and cannot last." ---G. Campbell Morgan
You cannot drive economic growth in a place where 50% of the people are infected with malaria or half the kids are malnourished or one third of the mothers are dying of AIDS." ---Thomas Friedman
"Poverty causes ill health. But ill health also traps people in poverty." -- Thomas Friedman
"People grow angry when faced with an intractable dilemma. When you have no pathway, you tend to focus on your wrath and/or nursing your memories." ---Thomas Friedman
"Money talks. It says good-bye." ---Anonymous
"Most money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine" ---Anonymous.
"Priest: Rabbi, when are you going to break down and eat ham? Rabbi: At your wedding, Father" ---Anonymous.
A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm." ---Henrik Ibsen
"Mid-Life Crisis: You’ll have to excuse me, but I’m going through a very difficult time in my life. I’m too tired to work and too broke to quit." ---Anonymous
"Keep strife out of your life the same way you would keep a box of rattlesnakes out of your house." ---Paul Pearsall, PhD.
"911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer." ---Bumper Sticker
"Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you? Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I’d rather have the cough." ---Anonymous
"When one is out of touch with oneself, one cannot touch others." ---Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Many Christians say, Get all you can, Can all you get, then sit on the can. ---James Robinson
"Trust is the leaning of the entire personality on God's word and promise." ---Anonymous
If you never budge, don't expect a push." ---Malcomb S. Forbes
"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may seal the whole railroad." ---Theodore Roosevelt
"Last night I dreamed I ate a five pound marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone." ---Anonymous
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." ---Joseph Addison
"Show me a man who doesn’t make mistakes and I will show you a man who does nothing." ---Theodore Roosevelt.
"It is cheering to see that, if the rats are still around, the ship is not sinking." ---Eric Hoffer
"Live each day as if it were your last. And some day you will be right" ---Thomas Kencaid
"Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. Crazy people who are neither rich nor productive are just plain crazy. Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean. Geniuses swim; crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting safely on shore. Take a chance and get your feet wet. ---Michael J. Gelb
"Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see." ---John W. Whitehead
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." ---Chinese Proverb
"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow." ---Anonymous
"He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." ---Jim Elliot
"The truth is not always dressed for the evening." ---Margaret Lewerth
"You will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it". ---Anonymous
"Be swift with praise and slow to anger." ---Anonymous
"No one beneath you can offend you. No one your equal would." ---Jan L. Wells;
"There is no hardship that will not end, no trouble that will not retreat." ---Anonymous "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." ---Fran Lebowitz
"The only safe place is in Yeshua the Messiah." ---Staff and Sword Ministry
"It is never too late to be what you might have been." ---Anonymous "The world has been lying well, While Christians have been telling the truth badly." ---Rod Parsley
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting on." ---Anonymous
"Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable." ---Anonymous
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." ---Jacques Barzan
"There is nothing worse than being a doer with nothing to do." ---Elizaabeth Layton
"The best things and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched. They must be felt with the heart." ---Hellen Keller
"Criminals love gun control laws: They make their jobs safer." ---Bumper Sticker
"Old age is when you have something on the ball, but are just too tired to bounce it." ---Anonymous
"It is part of the American character to consider nothing as desperate." ---Thomas Jefferson
"They're usually denominated labor-saving machines, but it would be more just to call them labor-doing machines." --- Senator Daniel Webster
"Warm your thoughts and freeze your fears." ---Anonymous
"You can only get the truth from children and drunks." ---Anonymous
"It proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself." ---Charles Baudelarie
"If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it?" ---Benjamin Franklin
"Hate knows no age but death." ---Anonymous
"The truth is not always dressed for the evening." ---Margaret Lewerth
"Nothing is more bitter than poverty or more burdensome than debt." ---Pseudipigrapha
"To educate a man in mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society." ---Theodore Roosevelt
"Tyrrany, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph." --Thomas Paine
"When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter, hammering away at his rock, perhaps as much as a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know that it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before. ---Jacob Riis
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." ---Thomas Paine
"A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone." ---Bumper Sticker
"The flesh is stupid. It tells you to eat when you're not hungry. It tells you to sleep when you're not sleepy. It tells you to spend money you don't have. And demands more and more, and is never satisfied." ---Joyce Meyer
"The American people will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity." ---Will Rogers
"Salvation for a race, nation or class must come from within. Freedom is never granted, it is won. Justice is never given, it is exacted." ---A. Philip Randolph
"If we have our own 'why' of life, we can abandon any 'how.'" --Fredrich Nietzche
No Excuses Noah was a drunk Abraham was too old Isaac was a daydreamer Jacob was a liar Leah was ugly Joseph was abused Gideon was afraid Moses had a stuttering problem Samson had long hair and was a womanizer Rahab was a prostitute Jeremiah and Timothy were to young. David had an affair and was a murderer Elijah was suicidal Isaiah preached naked Jonah ran from G-d Naomi was a widow Job went bankrupt Peter denied Christ The Disciples fell asleep while praying Martha worried about everything The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once Zaccheus was too smal Paul was too religious Timothy had an ulcer...AND Lazarus was dead! ---Collection of excuses by Susan X.
"I never let an education get in the way of my learning." ---Mark Twain
I Studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that the men and women who get to the top were those who did the jobs at hand with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm." ---Harry S. Truman
"If you won't hear God's Word to you, How can you expect God to hear Your words to Him." ---Anonymous
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." ---Albert Einstein
"Everyone knows that the war on cancer is largely a fraud." ---Dr. Linus Pauling
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." ---Chinese Proverb
"A pagan who studies Torah and practices it is equal to a high priest in Israel." ---Rabbi Meir
"Officer, I had to drive. I was too drunk to walk." ---Drunk driver
"If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do...is wake up." ---Anonymous